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Welcome to the guitar page. Below is my complete and totally reasonable collection. People say things like "how many guitars do you need" and "Jye there are three in the hallway" and to those people I say: one more.
Each of these serves a completely different and essential purpose which I can explain at length, at any time, to anyone, unprompted.
| # | GUITAR | WHY IT WAS ESSENTIAL | PLAYED THIS YEAR |
|---|---|---|---|
| 01 | The First One | Sentimental value. Unplayable action. Cannot be sold. Cannot be tuned. | 0 times |
| 02 | The Good One | The one that gets played. Also the one nobody is allowed to touch. | Daily |
| 03 | The Bargain | Was on Marketplace for a price that would have been rude to ignore. | Twice |
| 04 | The Project | Needs "just a few small things done to it." Purchased 2019. | N/A — in pieces |
| 05 | The Acoustic | For camping trips that have not yet occurred. | Once, badly |
| 06 | The Next One | Not yet purchased. Already justified. | Soon ™ |
TOTAL SPEND: that information is not available at this time
Q: Do you need another guitar?
A: Wrong question.
Q: Can you play all of them?
A: Also wrong question.
Q: What's your favourite?
A: Whichever one I bought most recently, for approximately eleven days.
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