🐾 PHOTOS
OF HANK 🐾
THE REASON THIS WEBSITE EXISTS
This page contains photos of Hank. There is no other content on this page. There does not need to be.
If you have arrived here looking for guitars or blogging, you have taken a wrong turn, but honestly you've come out ahead.
📸 THE HANK ARCHIVE — PHOTO 1 OF 1
▼ THE ARCHIVE IS SMALL BUT IT IS PERFECT ▼
FORENSIC ANALYSIS OF THE ABOVE PHOTOGRAPH
▶ Subject is standing upright on a railing, which is not a thing dogs are supposed to be able to do.
▶ Deck is covered in what the prosecution would call "evidence" and what Hank would call "the process."
▶ Water bowl: overturned. Chair: violated. Yellow tub: relocated.
▶ Subject's expression can only be described as expectant. He believes he is about to be congratulated.
VERDICT: not guilty. look at him.
📈 HANK: THE STATS
| METRIC | VALUE |
|---|---|
| Overall rating | ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5/5) |
| Good boy status | CONFIRMED |
| Photos taken this week | too many |
| Photos deleted this week | zero |
| Times mentioned in conversation | constantly |
| Known flaws | none on record |
Statistics independently verified by nobody.
📧 FAN MAIL
"Great dog." — everyone
"Can you stop sending me photos of Hank." — Josh, lying
"Woof." — Hank
🚧 HANK WEBCAM COMING SOON 🚧