🎉 TODAY IS
JYE'S BIRTHDAY 🎉
▼▼▼ HE IS 32 YEARS OLD ▼▼▼
🎸 🎂 🎸
📧 A MESSAGE FROM YOUR BROTHER NEW!
Happy 32nd birthday, Jye.
I didn't know what to get you, so I bought you the internet. Well — a piece of it. This one. It's yours. Your name, your domain, your own personal corner of the World Wide Web, and I've decorated it exactly as much as it deserved.
32 is a good number. It's 2 to the power of 5, which means you are officially a nice round number in binary and therefore mathematically the most efficient you have ever been. It's all downhill to 33.
You're a legend, you're a good brother, and you have too many guitars. Never change (except maybe the strings).
Have a massive one today. Website's paid for. Go nuts.
— Josh 👍
📸 THE MANY FACES OF JYE
👥 ME AND HIM, OVER THE YEARS
👇 EXPLORE MY SITE 👇
| SECTION | WHAT'S IN IT | STATUS |
|---|---|---|
| 🎸 GUITAR COLLECTION | Every guitar I own. Yes I need them all. | ONLINE |
| ✍ PERSONAL BLOG | My thoughts. Unfiltered. Unedited. Unread. | ONLINE |
| 🐾 PHOTOS OF HANK | Photos of Hank. That's it. That's the page. | ONLINE |
| 🔒 DOWNLOADS | Coming soon!! | UNDER CONSTRUCTION |
🚧 UNDER CONSTRUCTION 🚧
YOU ARE VISITOR NUMBER
00000001
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